Funny Sms Archive

Girl: When was the

Girl: When was the last time u did a romantic thing, Boy: Last night, Girl: What?? Boy: Took a long romantic walk. Girl: to where? Boy: To fridge.

True love comes with

True love comes with only one person, If it comes with the second one, Then it is is just the medicine to forget the first love.

Your words of love

Your words of love steal someones heart, But you dont know that your heart is already stolen by me. Check it.

Teacher: Iska passive

Teacher: Iska passive bnao, Sunsan jaghon or bchon k sath hadsy ho jaty hn, Sudent: Sunsaan jagho pr hony waly hadson me bchy ho jaty hn.

Ik teacher ki zip

Ik teacher ki zip khuli dekh kr sb lrrkiyan hsny lgin, Teacher ghussy se, Hhehe krna bnd kro, Wrna nikaal kr khrra kr dun ga.

Girl: meri skin bht

Girl: meri skin bht soft gori or mulaaim ha, Me raat ko kya lga kr soya krun, Doctor: kundi.

When I ask you to listen

When I ask you to listen to a song, it’s beacuse the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you.

FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS Men: Hum To Udti Chidya K Bhi Par Gin Lete He, Santa: Is Me Mushkil Hi Kiya Hai 2 Hi To Hote Hein

Chand to tum ho hi,

Chand to tum ho hi, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,...chand to tum ho hi,sitaray bhi saath hote!!

True bravery is to arrive home

True bravery is to arrive home True bravery is to arrive home … fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask “hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

I am the ninth letter

I am the ninth letter TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Kashif: I is …… TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.” Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney