Funny Sms In Hindi Archive

Dilchasp Duaen..

Dilchasp Duaen” Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho, Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai… Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly , Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai… Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen , Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai… Bublo Ko Dua Mili

Ek Kutta..

Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche Baitha Tha.. . . . . . . Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola:” Nikal Saale Bhootni K.. Bara Aya Mechanical Engineer…!! 😀

Agar Apko afsoos Hai..

Agar Apko Afsos Hai K Apki LifeMain Apka Koi IntazarKarne Wala Nahi Hai..To 1 Kam Karen,30 Mint K LeyeBathroom Main Ja KarBeth jayen....Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.(“,)<)(>/ _O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi..!! 😀 😛 

Style Of Break Up..

Style 0f breAk up:Boy b0ught gift f0r His Girl friend..!!GF:Wat the hell w0uld I dOo with this r0cket..??Boy: yOu wanted stars nAa..??Now sit 0n it and GET LOST 😛

Dunnia Sirf Larkion K Lea Hai..

“Dunia sirf larkion k liye he” Larki zor se hanse to Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to Dungar, Agar larki meetha bole to piari lagy, Larka meetha bole to faradia, Larki shoping kare to riwaj, Larka shoping kare to “haram de pesey jo hoey”, Larki khamosh rahe to ghamgeen, Larka khamosh rahe to “tenuki mout

Under Water..

FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..? SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!! FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…? SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!

Google Search..

SarDar: Aaj meRe parrOsiyon kA baCha gum hOo gEya..!! FrienD: PhiR tum nE kya kiyA..?? SaRdar: MainE un sE kahA “GoOgle” pr seArch kaR lOo…!! 🙂

LADIES FIRST..

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki…!! Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes & Returnd…!! Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe Pata Tha Chudail Tu Nahi Kudegi..!! From that day onwards people started saying LADIES FIRST..!! 😀

Aik admi Ki Biwi Mer Gae..

Aik aDmi Ki Biwi Mer GaE…!! RiSty-dAroOn oR DostOn Ne Usy…!! ChUp KerAny k BAd PhOcha…!! TumhEin KuCh ChaheEay…?? AdMi Bola: Han MerA LaptOp La Dein..!! Sub nE PhOcha Us ka Keya Krna Hai…!! To Admi Bola FacebOok per Apna statuS sinGle KarnA hai..!! 

Santa And Banta..

SantA: A mOnth aGo I gavE my NumBer tOo A beAutiful laDy…!! She sAid thAt shE will tExt mE whEn  shE gEts bAck homE…!! BantA: So yOu gOt thE nuMbeR…?? SantA: I hAve nOt recEiveD Any cAll frOm hEr sOo fAr i thinK ShE iS hOmEleSs…!!

Salesman And Banta..

SalEsmAn: This cOmputEr will cut yOur wOrkloAd by 50%…!!! BantA: ThAt’s GreAt, I will tAke twO of thEm…!!

Jeeto And Santa..

JeEto: YeSterDay niGht I hAd a dreAm thAt yOu werE SenDinG mE JewElleRy anD clOthEs…!! SantA: YEah, I sAw yOuR dAd pAyinG thE bill…!!