Funny Hindi Shayari Sms Archive

Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki

Sardar: Mere Dada Ny 1857 Ki Jang Mein Dushman Ki Tangain Kaat Dee Thein Dost: Gardnaien Q Nai Katin Srdar: Woh Pehly He Kti Pari Thii.

Zaraa se dil mein

Zaraa Se .-””-,-””-.Dil Mein “-._ _.-” Day “-” Jagaah Tu (‘,’)/\(‘,’) Zara Sa <) ) ( (>Apna Lay _// _// Bana Zara Saa Khuwaboun Mein Saja Tu (-.-) ]@ /| |\ ]””””””< <””””[ <(‘,’) Zra Sa ) (\ Yadoon _\\_ Mein Basaa Mein Chahon Tujhkoh (‘,’) Meri Jaaan>—) (—-< Be Paanaa _! !_.

Girl VS Boy..

Boy: Apka Naam Kiya Hai? Girl: Pehan K Batau Ya Dikha Kar? Boy: Kiya Matlab? Girl: Payal. Our Ap Ka? Boy: Lekar Batau ya Dekh Kar Girl: Matlab? Boy: Pappi. 

Jeeto And Santa..

JeEto: YeSterDay niGht I hAd a dreAm thAt yOu werE SenDinG mE JewElleRy anD clOthEs…!! SantA: YEah, I sAw yOuR dAd pAyinG thE bill…!!

Santa And Salesman..

SalEsmAn: Sir, CockrOach Ke Liye PowDer LogE Kya…?? SantA: Nahi, Hum CockrOaCh Ko ItnA Laad-Pyar Nahi KaRte…!! Aaj Powder Laga DenDe To Kal Sala DeO ManGegA…!! The SalesmAn fAinteD..!!

Thandi Thandi Hawa..

ThanDi ThAndi hawa chAli MOsuM… huA SuhanA…!! WAh wAh whA…!!. . CartoOn b sms paRhny lAgy…!! EduCateD huwA zamAna..!! (“,)/”wAh wAh wAh…!!

Meri Muhabbat Ko Apny Dil Mein Dhoond Lena.

GHAZAL Meri MuhAbbAt kOo Apny DiL mEin  DhOonD lEnA.. Or hAn!!! Aatey kOo aChi tarhA gAond lEna.. Mil jAye aGr pyAr tOo khOna nAi.. PyAz kAt’ty waQat rAna nAi.. MujSe Ruth jAne kA bahAna aAha hAi.. ThOre dAir auR pAkao gOsht aBi kaCha hAi.. KeSi lAgi ghaZal bAta dEna.. Aa rAha hOn mAin thori cOld

Pathan ku pathan kyun kehtay hain

Pathan ku pathan kyun kehtay hain nechay dekhain ye thu pathan hi ku pata huga  Pathan Ko Pathan Kwn Kehty Ha Nechy Deikhain . .. …. …… Ye To Pathan Ko Hi Pata 😀