Funny Adult Sms Archive

Shut Up..

Boy: I love you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I’ll die for you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I can’t live without you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I’ll marry you! Girl: Really? Boy: Shut Up! ๐Ÿ˜€

Bloody English Language..

HusbAnd tExts tOo wife On cEll..!! “Hi,whAt ArE yOu doinG DaRlinG?” Wife: I’m dyinG..!! HusbAnd juMps with jOy but typEs “SweEt HeaArt, how cAn I live withOut YoU..?” Wife: “U idiOt! I’m dying my hAir..” Husband: “BloOdy EnGliSh LanGuage..!!

In Short I Am..

I Am yOuR giRlfrienD: SmArt..!! IntelliGent..!! SwEet..!! TalEnteD..!! ExcllenD..!! RomAntiC..!! theEk kAha nAa..?? In shOrt I aM yOur S.I.S.T.E.R…!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜‰

Someone Misses You..

SomeOne..!! MiSsES yOu..!! NeeDS yOu..!! WorRies AbOut yOu..!! LonEly WithOut yOu..!! GuEss WhOo..?? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO … ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Dunnia Sirf Larkion K Lea Hai..

โ€œDunia sirf larkion k liye heโ€ Larki zor se hanse to Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to Dungar, Agar larki meetha bole to piari lagy, Larka meetha bole to faradia, Larki shoping kare to riwaj, Larka shoping kare to โ€œharam de pesey jo hoeyโ€, Larki khamosh rahe to ghamgeen, Larka khamosh rahe to โ€œtenuki mout

Under Water..

FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..? SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!! FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…? SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!

Windows In Pashto..

AgAr ComPutEr windOws..!! PUSHTO mAin hOti tOo..!! SenD=WoleGa..!! InsErt=wArka pakE..!! DownlOad=rAkaGa..!! DelEte=chApa kOl..!! RuN=TekhtA..!! Alt Ctrl dEl= TakhtA genE ghAim dEy..!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

Google Search..

SarDar: Aaj meRe parrOsiyon kA baCha gum hOo gEya..!! FrienD: PhiR tum nE kya kiyA..?? SaRdar: MainE un sE kahA “GoOgle” pr seArch kaR lOo…!! ๐Ÿ™‚

Speak The Truth..

AlwAys spEak thE tRuth tOo yOuR pArentS..!! AnD..!! RuA awAy iMmeDiatEly aftEr SpeAkinG it..!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Wadi Ai Chlako..

Girl: Muje Apna Mobile Dedo Me Isko Dekh K..!! Tumhe Yaad Krungi..!! Boy: Tum Ye Soch K Mujhe Yaad Kr Lena K..!! Mane Manga Tha Usne Nahi Dya..!! Wadi Ai Chlako..!!

Boyfrirnd And Girlfriend..

Boyfriend Ny Apni Girlfriend Sy Kaha..!! Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho..?? Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Ho..!! Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Sy Zeyada..!! Samjha Hai Jise Khud Sy Zeyada..!! Bherosa Hai Jis Pe Sub Sy Zeyada..!! Tu He Hai Wo Haram Zeyadaย 

LADIES FIRST..

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki…!! Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes & Returnd…!! Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe Pata Tha Chudail Tu Nahi Kudegi..!! From that day onwards people started saying LADIES FIRST..!! ๐Ÿ˜€