Fun Sms Archive

What do you call a wife

What do you call a wife What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A dream!

A notice in a factory

A notice in a factory A notice in a factory for girl workers: If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work.

How to stop bugging you about marriage

How to stop bugging you about marriage Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Rule of Maths

Rule of Maths If it seems easy, You are doing it wrong.

Laughing is the best medicine

Laughing is the best medicine Laughing is the best the medicine. But, if you are laughing without a reason, you need medicine.

General equations & statistics

General equations & statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Longevity

Longevity Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.

Tiger’s Fast Food

Tiger’s Fast Food Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast. Tiger could not make out & asked, “What was that?” 2nd Tiger smiled and said: . . . . Fast Food…my dear friend

Millions of people write Love Letters

Millions of people write Love Letters Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me. Just imagine how lucky I am! Great words Said by, —DUST BIN—

valentines day special sms

valentines day special sms You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.Happy Valentines Day

why love never say who r u

why love never say who r u LOVE never says who r u b/c love knows u r mine,love never asks where do u live b/c love knows u live in

Innocent Married Men

Innocent Married Men Some Choose The ARMY & Retire Soon… Others get MARRIED & Fight Till Death… Let’s Salute Brave And Innocent Married Men 😀 😛 🙂 🙂