Fun Sms Messages Archive

Agar Apko afsoos Hai..

Agar Apko Afsos Hai K Apki LifeMain Apka Koi IntazarKarne Wala Nahi Hai..To 1 Kam Karen,30 Mint K LeyeBathroom Main Ja KarBeth jayen....Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.(β€œ,)<)(>/ _O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi..!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›Β 

Who Kept This Glass Here..

When husband breaks a glass. Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles… break the kitchen… break the house… just break everything! And when wife breaks a glass Wife: Who kept this glass here…?? πŸ˜€

Shut Up..

Boy: I love you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I’ll die for you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I can’t live without you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I’ll marry you! Girl: Really? Boy: Shut Up! πŸ˜€

Once Boss..

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me

Uff Garmi..

Uff Garmiii…!! πŸ™.........Jab Uppar Garmi Hai, Toh Nichhe Kaunsa AC Laga Hai… Jo Dhoond Rahe Ho?Summers Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark h0o πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

Officer And Soldier..

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees?Soldier: Sure, buddy.Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again.Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees?Soldier: No, SIR!

Bloody English Language..

HusbAnd tExts tOo wife On cEll..!! “Hi,whAt ArE yOu doinG DaRlinG?” Wife: I’m dyinG..!! HusbAnd juMps with jOy but typEs “SweEt HeaArt, how cAn I live withOut YoU..?” Wife: “U idiOt! I’m dying my hAir..” Husband: “BloOdy EnGliSh LanGuage..!!

In Short I Am..

I Am yOuR giRlfrienD: SmArt..!! IntelliGent..!! SwEet..!! TalEnteD..!! ExcllenD..!! RomAntiC..!! theEk kAha nAa..?? In shOrt I aM yOur S.I.S.T.E.R…!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

Someone Misses You..

SomeOne..!! MiSsES yOu..!! NeeDS yOu..!! WorRies AbOut yOu..!! LonEly WithOut yOu..!! GuEss WhOo..?? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO … πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

Dunnia Sirf Larkion K Lea Hai..

β€œDunia sirf larkion k liye he” Larki zor se hanse to Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to Dungar, Agar larki meetha bole to piari lagy, Larka meetha bole to faradia, Larki shoping kare to riwaj, Larka shoping kare to β€œharam de pesey jo hoey”, Larki khamosh rahe to ghamgeen, Larka khamosh rahe to β€œtenuki mout

Under Water..

FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..? SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!! FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…? SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!

Windows In Pashto..

AgAr ComPutEr windOws..!! PUSHTO mAin hOti tOo..!! SenD=WoleGa..!! InsErt=wArka pakE..!! DownlOad=rAkaGa..!! DelEte=chApa kOl..!! RuN=TekhtA..!! Alt Ctrl dEl= TakhtA genE ghAim dEy..!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜€