Agar Apko Afsos Hai K Apki LifeMain Apka Koi IntazarKarne Wala Nahi Hai..To 1 Kam Karen,30 Mint K LeyeBathroom Main Ja KarBeth jayen....Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.(“,)<)(>/ _O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi..!! 😀 😛
When husband breaks a glass. Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles… break the kitchen… break the house… just break everything! And when wife breaks a glass Wife: Who kept this glass here…?? 😀
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees?Soldier: Sure, buddy.Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again.Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees?Soldier: No, SIR!
HusbAnd tExts tOo wife On cEll..!! “Hi,whAt ArE yOu doinG DaRlinG?” Wife: I’m dyinG..!! HusbAnd juMps with jOy but typEs “SweEt HeaArt, how cAn I live withOut YoU..?” Wife: “U idiOt! I’m dying my hAir..” Husband: “BloOdy EnGliSh LanGuage..!!
“Dunia sirf larkion k liye he” Larki zor se hanse to Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to Dungar, Agar larki meetha bole to piari lagy, Larka meetha bole to faradia, Larki shoping kare to riwaj, Larka shoping kare to “haram de pesey jo hoey”, Larki khamosh rahe to ghamgeen, Larka khamosh rahe to “tenuki mout