Dirty Sms Archive

Sar pe time bomb

Sar pe time bomb Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye… to bolo pehle kya fatega, Tumhara sar ya bomb?? Sar?? bomb?? abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI” haa naaa……

Prayer

Prayer SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi, MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai, SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi, “O GOD O GOD”.

Aurat ke haath me

Aurat ke haath me Kehte hain: “Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!” Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.

Police to Mujrim

Police to Mujrim Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari?? Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha, Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai?? Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai…..

Hairan ya Pareshan

Hairan ya Pareshan On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono. He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui. Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji. Santa: Yeh erected hai!

AITBAAR

AITBAAR Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai, Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai, Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.

Best Quote

Best Quote Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones.

3 Chor

3 Chor Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

Apni Shaadi

Apni Shaadi 1960 Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna 1980 Apni religion ki ladki se 1990 Pasand ki ladki se 2000 Ladki se hi karna

Kab se Pyar Karte Ho

Kab se Pyar Karte Ho Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho? Ladka- 4 Month Se Bap- Kaise yakin Karu Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Nanga Aadmi aur Haathi

Nanga Aadmi aur Haathi ¬†Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha, “Tum itni chiti si chiz (thing) se saans kaise lete ho.

Jaan Bach Gayi

Jaan Bach Gayi My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that “JAAN DO YA GAAND DO” Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.