Computers Sms Archive

Think Differently..

Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times “I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…” And Submit It Tomorr0w…. Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written #Include Void Main( ) { Clrscr( );Int N; For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ ) Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); } Be A

Dil Agr CPU Hota…

Dil agar CPU hota t0o aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,Kash Zindagi bhi

Dear Computer User..

Dear Computer User, I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude t0wards The Keys 0f Keyboard, But 0ne question… Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me With All Your Power? Yours sincerely, ‘ENTER’ Key!

Wife Dear This Computer…

Wife: Dear, this c0mputer is not working as per my command.Husband: Exactly darling!its a computer, not a Husband..!!

What To Say Now…

Girl: Which computer do u have? Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card. Boy: which computer do YOU have??? Girl: A PINK ONE !! What to say n0..?? 😀 😛

Server Down..

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Dill K Computer Mein…

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke c0mputer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Inbox Outbox…

Hansi ko IÑBÖX Anso ko ÖUTBÖX Gusay ko HÖLD Muskan ko SÉÑT Help ko ÖK Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

is Window A Virus..

Is Window A virus? 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Windows does this. 3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Windows does this. 4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable

The Most Important…

The most imprtant thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language.

Once A Programmer..

Once a pr0grammer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1” and nobody understood it.

A Projest…

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said: “Let’s catch a cab and in ten minutes we’ll reach our destination.” The computer programmer said: “We have