Absurd Sms Archive

Lrrka lrrki sahil

Lrrka lrrki sahil e smandar se wapis aa rhy thy. Lrrka: tum picnic ki sb baaten apni mummy ko to ni btao gi na, Lrrki: oh nhi tum fikr na kro. Mera shohar hi ha jisko sawalaat poochhny ki aadat ha, mummy to koi prwa ni krtin.

Boy: do you want

Boy: do you want to work after marriage? Girl: Not. if u are ready to pday for my gucci and prados.

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained Press Down How To Keep An Idiot Entertained *Press Up*.

Can I Wear A Bra Now

Mommy Mommy Can I Wear A Bra Now? I’m 16 Shut Up Albert.

I Met A Boy In The State

I Met A Boy In The State I Give Him My Hart He Gave Me Aids.

Roses R Red

Roses R Red Violets R Blue Most Poems Ryhm But This One Doesn’t.

Little Birdy In The Sky

Little Birdy In The Sky Dropped A Poepie In My Eye I Don’t Scream I Don’t Cry I Thank The Lord That Cow’s Can’t Fly.

Elvis Is Dead

Elvis Is Dead Nd I Don’t Feel So Good Myself.

I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe

I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe I Juxt Married A Millionair Nd If He Dies I Don’t Cry I Just Fuck Another Guy.

We have obviously sent…

This message was sent .. . exclusively for the handsome… . and the beautiful… . We have obviously sent… . it 2 the wrong number… . We are truly sorry .. . for the inconvenience.

KiS Tarahn Samayton

KiS Tarahn Samayton  KiS Tarahn Samayton iSS ka Dard ko apne chOte se aanchal Main HARIS KhAn Dukh dAyte hue yaar ne zara sa Bhi na socha…

WAsi ki pehLli Shaab

WAsi ki pehLli Shaab WAsi ki pehLli Shaab or Unkaa NaaZ Say Kehna TAHMOOR KHAN SUch Batao kya Kroge Shama Bujh Janay kay BaaD.